My brother said something, but I’d been distracted by a nice flower in someone’s back yard.
Wanted to pick it for my girlfriend.
Then I realized she might be sad I killed it.
Seemed like something she’d get sad about.
I could just say, “Here, I killed this for you.”
As in, “Of course I would kill something for you.”
As in, “Everything is potentially your gift.Sam Pink, Rontel (via sarahjeanalex)
Teacher: You're assuming that all gay teachers are pedophiles.
Teacher: Carl I absolutely promise you that NO ONE in this school wants to have sex with you